April 3rd, 2015
I just added a buttload of new cards to the shop! If you’re wondering how many cards it takes to make a buttload, the answer is nine.
This one isn’t a card, but I created a new listing called the “Procrastinator’s Special”. If you purchase the special, I’ll handwrite your custom message inside the greeting card of your choice and send it directly to the recipient in a hand-addressed envelope with a pretty postage stamp. It’s perfect when you’re short on time and need to cut out the middle man.
Here’s a happy engagement/wedding card to cheer your friends up on their wedding day. It’s also appropriate for old people’s anniversaries!
Nothing says “happy graduation” or “congrats on the promotion” like underpants, am I right?
For your knocked-up friends.
Bare hug! Great for sending sympathy, encouragement, or just because. I went with the man—thanks for all the feedback the other week! Keep scrolling to check out what I did with the bear.
Perfect for any occasion. I love a good “doodie” joke.
The puzzle card existed in my shop a long while ago. I decided to freshen it up and bring it back. Sometimes you need a card with a little less wit and a little more whistle.
The bear didn’t mind baring all for this birthday suit card, since bears are usually stark naked anyway.
A spring-themed birthday card that I’m pretty sure all Grandmas and/or Grandpas would love to receive. That’s Roberta—my favorite chicken. That reminds me, I should post a backyard chicken update sometime soon.
Technically the “that sucks” sympathy card isn’t new, but I discontinued it a while ago, and now I’m bringing it back because I missed it.
Did anyone else notice that 3/9 cards featured tighty whities? What’s up with that?