I recently ordered new shipping stamps. Did you know that standard do not bend stamps don’t say “please”? That’s just terrible! I think saying “please do not bend” will make my envelopes stand out from all the bossy “do not bend” envelopes, and the postal workers will be inclined to handle my packages extra carefully. It’s also possible that I’m over analyzing this.
UPDATE: I’m now selling “please do not bend” stamps and other rubber stamps I designed in the shop right here!