Way too Early Valentine’s Day Cards (Sorry!)

If I had to pick a favorite kind of card to make Valentine’s Day Cards would be it. There are endless ways to awkwardly express affection in card form, and I love making them happen. Well, I’m in a little bit of a pickle. You see, I’m closing my shop for maternity leave in roughly 2–3 weeks and not reopening until February (exact dates TBD), so I knew I had to get my new Valentine’s Day cards done early if I wanted to get them out at all. So… here they are!

I know it’s annoying to see Valentine’s stuff in December, but I really wanted to make these happen—early or not—because they give me the giggles. Please forgive me! The complete Valentine’s Day collection is in the shop here. If anything strikes your fancy order soon before the shop closes up for baby time!

“cut you open” card
Funny Valentine's Day Card

design process:
Funny Valentine's Day Card sketchbook

“buttload” card (formerly an apology card)
Funny Valentine's Day Card

design process:
Funny Valentine's Day Card sketchbook

“sun and back” card
Funny Valentine's Day Card

design process:
Funny Valentine's Day Card sketchbook

New Art Prints + Weekend Sale

Happy Black Friday/Small Business Saturday/Cyber Monday/crazy shopping weekend! I’ve got a coupon code for you—20% off everything at witandwhistle.com with the code YIPPEE now through the end of the day Monday. There are plenty of holiday cards to choose from, and in the past week I’ve introduced 16 new art prints! They’re each available in two sizes—8″x10″ or 11″x14″. I posted a bunch of them below, but there are more to browse in the shop!

Wit & Whistle Art Prints

Wit & Whistle Art Prints

Wit & Whistle Art Prints

Wit & Whistle Art Prints

Wit & Whistle Art Prints

Wit & Whistle Art Prints

Refreshed Great Room

I recently had our great room covered in a fresh coat of white paint, and I rearranged some of my knick knacks. I’m loving the refreshed space! The room is much brighter in white, and it feels homier to me with more decorative clutter. (You can check out a before shot from a few years ago here for comparison. I can tell I have a better handle on exactly what my style is now. I miss that rug—we lost it to an epic dog vomit accident, hah!)

a-frame great room

I made a few subtle adjustments to the mantle. I think I need to paint the inside of my fireplace black so it looks less icky. Has anybody done that? It’s filled with cobwebs and dust, and probably dead bugs if I look close enough.

a-frame great room

I had been crushing on this TV gallery wall, so I put together my own version. I think it really does help the TV blend in with the decor more. I replaced my nearly dead fiddle leaf fig tree with a schefflera. The fiddle leaf was fun while it lasted, but it was too high maintenance to fit in with my plant routine. RIP little guy.

a-frame great room

I made a Wit & Whistle gallery wall over the dining nook and framed a bunch of brand new art prints that I added to the shop a few days ago. More about those later.

Over the years I’ve gradually been replacing the glue-together, placeholder furniture we got as newlyweds 9 years ago with handmade, vintage finds, and midcentury modern style pieces I’ll want to keep till I die. I’m thinking the dining table and chairs will be next to go. I’ll have to take my time perusing Craigslist for a few years to figure out what I’m after, but definitely something vintage-y with a leaf so we can squeeze more people in.

a-frame great room

Happy (American) Thanksgiving everybody! I hope you have a great time celebrating with your friends and family. I’ll be enjoying the pure bliss of eating a Thanksgiving feast while wearing stretchy maternity pants! ;)

Work in Progress

I’ve been working on a big project since April. It’s not quite finished yet, but I figure it’s probably time to spill the beans.

wit & whistle is knocked up

I’m growing a fetus! How’s that for the ultimate DIY project? Daniel and I finally got up the nerve to take the plunge. We’re so thankful God is trusting us with this gift and has blessed us with a smooth pregnancy so far.

Here are the details in a nutshell:

  • It’s a girl!
  • I’m roughly 8 1/2 months along. (34 weeks if you want to get specific.)
  • She’s due on Christmas day. (Yes, really.)
  • Aside from incessant migraines I feel pretty good. Although suddenly having an outie belly button is freaking me out, and being repeatedly kicked in the baby maker is not the greatest feeling.
  • We have a name we like, but we’re waiting until we meet her to make it official.

I’m going to close my shop for maternity leave a little before Christmas. I’ll need some down time to get acquainted with our new pink wriggly creature, not to mention my lady bits will need to recuperate. Wit & Whistle will reopen in February (specific date TBD), which means order your Valentine’s Day cards now! They’re already in the shop—including three awesome new ones.

You have all been so supportive of Wit & Whistle over the years, and I can’t thank you enough. I know you’ll bear with me while I figure out the “working mom” thing. I’m an odd combination of excited and terrified, since I’ve always been much more comfortable with puppies than human babies. One thing is for sure, I’ll have tons of inspiration for new Mother’s Day cards (probably horribly graphic inspiration, so brace yourselves)!

The photo below is how I revealed my knocked-up-ness to friends and family on Facebook earlier this year. The caption said, “We’re getting a new pet!”

wit & whistle is knocked up

New Holiday Cards 2015

A shop update for you today—new holiday cards are ready to go! I showcased them next to their original sketches below, so you can see how far they’ve come.

To get a jump on your holiday shopping, you can take 10% off all holiday cards (old ones and new ones) with the coupon code NEVERTOOEARLY until the end of the day Thursday, November 12th. (This coupon is only valid here at witandwhistle.com).

new funny wit & whistle holiday cards

new funny wit & whistle holiday cards

new funny wit & whistle holiday cards

new funny wit & whistle holiday cards

new funny wit & whistle holiday cards

new funny wit & whistle holiday cards